I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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