do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i wish my penis had a tongue
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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