So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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