some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I want to be your penis for a week.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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