How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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