was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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