good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We have so much sex to catch up on
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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