The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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