I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He better not be in your backpack
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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