dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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