she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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