Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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