Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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