But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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