CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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