So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
