oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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