I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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