spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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