Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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