Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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