real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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