he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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