4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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