That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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