is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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