I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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