so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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