we're blogging at a bar
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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