so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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