In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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