Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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