so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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