Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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