So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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