u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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