of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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