I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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