What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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