we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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