pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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