i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Farmville is her only friend.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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