Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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