Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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