what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
