Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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