Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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