I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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