Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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