singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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