I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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