it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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